Posts Tagged ‘kids health’

We’ve all been putting toxins into our bodies for years, even if we don’t know it. Just being alive after the Industrial Revolution puts us all at risk for unnecessary toxins, weird chemical by-products, and various and sundry unnatural, ultimately harmful, materials into our bodies. While it’s true that none of these are in theory) at absolutely poisonous levels, it’s still been recommended that adults go through some sort of body detox regimen once per year.

At this point, you might as well give it a try, right? We couldn’t agree more. On the other hand if you’re looking for a definitive guide that tells you what detox to use, where to go to find them, or if you’re looking for tips on how to recognize whether any specific body detoxification program is right for you, this particular article is bound to be a disappointment. I honestly wish I knew more about it, or had taken the time in Health class to figure out a way to concoct a great body detox on my own. I was too busy making pipes out of apples.

The newly-minted era of health awareness is a good and important trend in contemporary society, and some people have been living such starkly clean lives for so long that they’ve forgotten how to talk to people like you, who have been smoking and drinking in direct proportion to your body weight since you dropped out of college. It’s for those of you that these clean livers hire self-destructive types like me to write for them.

That’s absolutely counter-productive to your children’s futures. You should know better.

So while my children’s generation, through the reflection of our generation’s example, are probably safe, it’s us– those of us who are, now, building our families and starting our lives in earnest, who’ve squeezed out the last few drops of hedonism from this ever-increasingly pure society so that those kids could survive without having to, like us, find body detox mixtures at least once per year.